Rapper Afroman released a new track last week mocking the Biden Crime Family and Washington D.C.’s corruption.
Released via Baste Records, Afroman released “Hunter Got High,” a Hunter Biden-themed remix of the 2001 hit “Because I Got High.”
Naturally, the media is very upset about the rapper’s “sad pivot” to conservative politics.
Afroman said it himself in 2022: he needs money…which must be one of the reasons why he’s making a pivot to conservative politics with his new single “Hunter Got High,” a Hunter Biden-themed remix of “Because I Got High.”
Released via Baste Records (a “conservative music company” making its “first venture into political satire” with the single), “Hunter Got High” is, to be frank, lame. Selling itself as letting “everyone know that even Afroman is fed up with the way the Democrats are running the country,” it sees Afroman switch out the lyrics to his 2001 stoner masterpiece with tired references to the younger Biden’s many scandals and conspiracies, which are not only unfunny, but somehow manage to make a catchy tune no longer catchy.
But remember, according to Biden, “you ain’t black” unless you vote for him.
Shout out to Baste Records …
Hey Hunter! Roll another one of those congressional blunts brotha …
He was gonna get his laptop fixed, but Hunter got high
He wasn’t gonna show all those dick pics, but then he got high
He shoulda let Hillary bleach the whole hard drive
But Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunter got high
He wasn’t gonna mess with the hoes, but Hunter got high
Wasn’t gonna, take em all out on a boat, but Hunter got high
He’s the smartest man that Joe’s ever known in his life
Till Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunter got high
He was gonna go visit his dad, but Hunter got high He thought he had a secret stash, but Hunter got high
The White House got shut down and we all know why
Hunter got High, Hunter got High, Hunter got High
He never could paint worth a fuck, Hunter got high
Now he gets, a half a mill and up, “damn that’s high”
Biden never use to start with B-U-Y Till Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunter got high Ukraine wasn’t part of the plan, till Hunter got high
China wasn’t that big a fan, till Hunter got high
He wasn’t gonna split it all, with the old big guy ‘But Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunter got high
He wasn’t gonna go to court until he got high
He’d never been indicted before, but Hunter got high
His attorney’s out smokin a bowl, and we all know why
Cause Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunter got high
He was making 80 G’s a month, but Hunter got high
On a job brotha ain’t never done, Hunter got high
He got more LLC’s than John Gotti’s ex-wife
Cause Hunter got high, Hunter got high, Hunter got high
His cousin never was a pimp, ‘Till Hunter got high
He had the best friends money could rent, but Hunter got high
Just imagine if he wasn’t rich, and so damn white
The cops would raid his house, eat his lemon pound cake, disconnect his cameras and steal his money
